three usually respectable women take the night off to relax and go have some drinks together.
not used to drinking this much, they swerved off the road on the way home and fell off a bridge.
when they reach the pearly gates, all st. peter says is, ‘enjoy! but whatever you do, do NOT step on a duck.’
confused, they walked in, only to find the entire floor covered in ducks. they couldn’t even tell what color the floor was.
so it wasn’t ten minutes before the first woman stepped on a duck.
st. peter poofed up with the ugliest man the three women had ever set eyes on. he whipped out a pair of handcuffs and chained the two together. the man said, ‘whatd i do to deserve this?’ the woman said, ‘ionno, all I did was step on a duck!’ then the three of them poofed away.
the two women were left alone again, trying to be more cautious this time. but it wasn’t fifteen minutes before the second woman stepped on a duck.
once again, st. peter appeared before them with a repellent man, and a pair of handcuffs. when asked what he’d done to deserve this, the woman replied with the same answer as the first.
so the last woman was left all by herself, and badly shaken. how was she supposed to live in heaven with a disturbingly ugly man for the rest of her life?
suddenly, st. peter appeared next to her, although she was quite still since his last visit, with a man and a pair of handcuffs. to her surprise, however, this was the most handsome man she had ever seen!
the woman wondered aloud, ‘what in gods name did i do to deserve THIS!’

then the man answered, ‘i dunno, all I did was step on a duck!’

This joke always get me laughs at parties!